Banquet Invitation

Madams and Monsieurs, good evening.

I invite you all to partake in a glorious feast prepared in the honor of this forum's budding community. Fine tablecloth, silverware, ice sculptures and harpists will await in your honor. Let us drink, laugh, and talk about our quest to conquer advance the world toward greater understanding. Or not, we can leave the psychology aside and just become lost in wine and thoughts. We could use a bit of a rest once in a while.

*Count sits at the far end of the long table, feet on the table and a bowl of cherries in his hands*

Oh yes, a magnificent prize will be awarded to whomever can find my precious ring. It is the one ring, you see. Must have dropped it somewhere when I was riding my indoor rollercoaster...

I should also mention one thing, my mansion has a voice activated system should you need anything. Just say "Butler, I need___" and speak your wish. My technology can synthetically replicate just about anything your heart could wish for, even items from far across the galaxy. Feel free to have fun with it, gentlemen. And ladies. Lets have a fantastic evening.

So without further adieu, let the banquet begin~!