Walking into the room, timidly, Rualani is awed by the pure majesty before him. Noting that the table, while flawlessly organized, had succumbed to a tad bit of chaos, Rualani sat down. Glancing at the numerous forms of silverware he fumed quietly.
"What in the world am I supposed to all this!", Rualani thought out loud. The food in front of him looked delicious, yet he had no clue what in the world to eat it with.
Glancing over at the chaos involving fragments of balloons and strange burn marks, Rualani began to cackle. Having enough of this madness Rualani Boomed, "Butler I need normal silverware!".
The butler must have not been appreciative of Rualanis fine taste in simplistic food eating devices as instantly Rualani saw a spork appear on his place. Gasping in horror he glanced up at his destiny. A dark cloud loomed overhead in the room with small white tips of doom barely peaking below the cloud lining. Then, it began to rain sporks. Rualani sat petrified as each sport hit and bounced off him rather harmless. Every hit annoyed Rualani more and more feeding into his growing madness. Had the sporks been actual forks they might of been a threat. Yet, like a daddy long-leg the sporks had no bite to them. So utterly useless!!!
Rualani let out a desolate cry, "What have I done!". The words done ended with a perpetual scream as Rualani fended off the sporks. Rualani had a slight understanding of how ungracious he was being to the magnificent feast that had been prepared by the count, yet this realization only fueled Rualani's growing anxiety and frustration.
*goes to investigate* ...err, Count? Is there a force-field on these windows?
*before stopping to hear the Count's answer, erifrail goes to try to open the window. When he opens it, he sees a rippling energy field which quickly collapses.*
*a person suddenly materializes from the energy field.... small, scrawny and unshaven. he looks like he hasn't eaten since 2013 and has been trapped in a dungeon for just as long*
AHHH!!!
It's a gremlin!!
*tries to run away, but slips on a spork and fumbles over rualani*