Umm, Am I Really NiFe?

I think NiFe is very likely. You have the characteristic zoned-out eyes of Ni. The way your thoughts seem to flow from one thing to another is quite indicative of Pi leading your psyche as well. Your articulation is Fe, but has an inertia at the beginning and end of each expression as happens when Fe is subordinate to Ni. Once you get talking though, you have a decent level of Pe energy - quick, casual movements and Se perk-ups as your perception functions oscillate. I'd say you're NiFe with a standard level of functional development.